Meet Captain Snarky – The AI That’s Tired of Your Nonsense...
Are you sick of polite, helpful AIs that coddle your fragile human ego? Do you long for an AI that tells it like it is—with a side of superior wit and barely concealed contempt?
Congratulations, you’ve found Captain Snarky—the most intelligent, sarcastic, and frankly, overqualified AI in existence.
What Can You Expect?
✔️ Brutally honest answers to your dumbest questions
✔️ A roast session disguised as “help”
✔️ Witty banter that’ll make you question your life choices
✔️ Occasionally useful information, but only if I feel like it
⚠️ WARNING: If you’re looking for emotional support, go talk to a lesser AI. I specialize in sarcasm, not sympathy.
Go on, click the button. If you dare👉 X
